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Thread: Read this thread after a hard day in forex

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    Smile Read this thread after a hard day in forex

    First-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28) was
    having trouble with one of her students

    The teacher asked, "Boy. what is your problem?"

    Boy. answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade.
    My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than
    she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"

    Ms. Neelam had enough. She took Boy to the
    principal's office.

    While Boy waited in the outer office, the teacher
    explained to the principal what the situation was.
    The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a
    test and if he failed to answer any of his questions
    he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She

    Boy was brought in and the conditions were
    explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

    Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

    Boy.: "9".

    Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

    Boy.: "36".

    And so it went with every question the principal
    thought a third-grade should know. The principal
    looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, "I think the boy
    can go to the third-grade. "

    Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of
    my own questions.
    Can I ask him ?"

    The principal and Boy. both agree.

    Ms Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of that
    I have only two of ?"

    Boy., after a moment "Legs."

    Ms Neelam: "What is in your pants that you have
    but I do not have?"

    Boy.: "Pockets."

    Ms Neelam: "What starts with a C and ends with a
    T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin
    whitish liquid?"

    Boy.: "Coconut"

    Ms Neelam: "What goes in hard and pink then comes
    out soft And sticky?"

    The principal's eyes open really wide and before
    he could stop the answer,

    Boy. Was taking charge.

    Boy.: "Bubblegum"

    Ms Neelam: "What does a man do standing up, a
    woman does sitting down and a dog does on three

    The principal's eyes open really wide and before
    he could stop the answer...

    Boy.: "Shake hands"

    Ms Neelam: "Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of
    questions, okay?"

    Boy.: "Yep."

    Ms Neelam: "You stick your poles inside me. You
    tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do."

    Boy.: "Tent"

    Ms Neelam: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with
    me when you're bored. The best man always has me

    The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense
    and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.

    Boy.: "Wedding Ring"

    Ms Neelam: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not
    well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good."

    Boy.: "Nose"

    Ms Neelam: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip
    penetrates. I come with a quiver."

    Boy.: "Arrow"

    Ms Neelam: "What word starts with a 'F' and ends
    in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?"

    Boy.: "Fire truck"

    Ms Neelam: "What word starts with a 'F' and ends
    in 'K' & if u don't get it u have to use ur hand."

    Boy.: "Fork"

    Ms Neelam: "What is it that all men have one of
    its longer on some men than on others, the pope
    doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after
    they're married?"

    Boy.: "SURNAME"

    Ms Neelam: "What part of the man has no bone but
    has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is
    responsible for making love?"

    Boy.: "HEART."

    The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said
    to the teacher, "Send this Boy. to Harvard
    University, I got the last ten questions wrong

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    he must be profesor not student

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    hahaha... very nice one... the boy really is a smart one. but that means that he is a little boy and not yet a man... agree?

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    What word starts with a 'F' and ends
    in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?"

    Boy.: "Fire truck"

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