Read this thread after a hard day in forex
First-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28) was
having trouble with one of her students
The teacher asked, "Boy. what is your problem?"
Boy. answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade.
My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than
she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"
Ms. Neelam had enough. She took Boy to the
principal's office.
While Boy waited in the outer office, the teacher
explained to the principal what the situation was.
The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a
test and if he failed to answer any of his questions
he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She
agreed.
Boy was brought in and the conditions were
explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Boy.: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy.: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal
thought a third-grade should know. The principal
looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, "I think the boy
can go to the third-grade. "
Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of
my own questions.
Can I ask him ?"
The principal and Boy. both agree.
Ms Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of that
I have only two of ?"
Boy., after a moment "Legs."
Ms Neelam: "What is in your pants that you have
but I do not have?"
Boy.: "Pockets."
Ms Neelam: "What starts with a C and ends with a
T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin
whitish liquid?"
Boy.: "Coconut"
Ms Neelam: "What goes in hard and pink then comes
out soft And sticky?"
The principal's eyes open really wide and before
he could stop the answer,
Boy. Was taking charge.
Boy.: "Bubblegum"
Ms Neelam: "What does a man do standing up, a
woman does sitting down and a dog does on three
legs?"
The principal's eyes open really wide and before
he could stop the answer...
Boy.: "Shake hands"
Ms Neelam: "Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of
questions, okay?"
Boy.: "Yep."
Ms Neelam: "You stick your poles inside me. You
tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do."
Boy.: "Tent"
Ms Neelam: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with
me when you're bored. The best man always has me
first."
The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense
and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.
Boy.: "Wedding Ring"
Ms Neelam: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not
well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good."
Boy.: "Nose"
Ms Neelam: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip
penetrates. I come with a quiver."
Boy.: "Arrow"
Ms Neelam: "What word starts with a 'F' and ends
in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?"
Boy.: "Fire truck"
Ms Neelam: "What word starts with a 'F' and ends
in 'K' & if u don't get it u have to use ur hand."
Boy.: "Fork"
Ms Neelam: "What is it that all men have one of
its longer on some men than on others, the pope
doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after
they're married?"
Boy.: "SURNAME"
Ms Neelam: "What part of the man has no bone but
has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is
responsible for making love?"
Boy.: "HEART."
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said
to the teacher, "Send this Boy. to Harvard
University, I got the last ten questions wrong
myself!"
agree?
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